| Normal people: | Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute! |
|---|---|
| Me: | I wonder if they've fucked yet. |
When you look forward to something and it doesn’t happen.
(via lmaogtfo)
I'm just an awkward simple girl.
I like to laugh, eat, and sleep....that's about it.
| News in Britain: | Stamps have gone up 14 pence |
|---|---|
| News in Canada: | Moose on the loose downtown |
| News in America: | Cannibal eats man's face |
| Britain: | wat. |
| News in America: | Man throws intestines at police |
| Britain: | wat |
| News in America: | Man eats roommate's heart and brain |
| News in Canada: | Porn star murders lover and mails body parts to government headquarters. |
| Britain: | Shit Canada. |
| America: | You fucked up. |
(via grantpayne)
But has she read an understood the terms and conditions
(via making-fetch-happen)
(via making-fetch-happen)
(via captain--morgann)
(via penguinsinmypants)
PHANTOM OF THE OPRAH!
AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER
AND YOU GET A CHANDELIER
EVERYONE IN THE AUDIENCE GETS A CHANDELIER.
(via penguinsinmypants)
